the past few days have been a little rough.
on the 16th, after my first full day of training, i was starving.
i went to the mega mall place near here called "FUTUREPARK"
and i went into this quiet-looking place called MK. but as i turned a corner, i realized it was a huge restaurant, packed with people. i started to turn around to find something else, but i was already being ushered to a seat.
i wish i had brought my camera, because what happened next was terribly embarrassing, and i should have documented it for you all.
no one spoke english, and in my frantic hunger, i forgot to look up some simple thai phrases, like "no meat" or "vegetarian food please."
so, they hand me a menu, and there are no platters in the whole thing. just little single pictures of vegetables, meats, seafood, you name it.
the waiter stands near me, ready to write down my order, and i have no idea what to do.
so i started pointing at vegetables. hardly any i could recognize, and none that i could read the description of, as it was all in thai.
i point, the waiter says okay, and looks at me for more. i point again, same thing. point, okay. point, okay, point...until i have pretty much pointed to every vegetable on the menu, and (excitedly) at tofu!
he takes the menu, and about three minutes later, comes back with a huge rack of about 7 plates of raw veggies.
i took the plates, and started eating them.
i failed to notice the little stove on my table, and the pot of water boiling on top.
after a few bites of my raw meal, one waitress comes over, laughing, and says, "no, you cook! in water!"
OHHHHH.
okay. that makes perfect sense. like hibachi? kind of?
anyway, so i take a little bit of some seaweed, wrapped up all nicely, place it in the ladle provided for me, and dunk it into the water.
i take it out after a minute or two, and eat it, and go for another.
the same waitress comes back, laughing even harder.
"may i help with you please?"
YES. PLEASE DO. by all means, because i obviously have no idea what i'm supposed to do.
she grabs the plates one by one and empties them into the water.
"mix! 5 minutes, tofu. 2 minutes, eat. okay?"
okay! now we are getting somewhere. meanwhile, i feel like all eyes are on me.
the bumbling, red-faced foreigner, completely lost in the simplest idea of cooking your own vegetables.
so i try my best to act like i know what i'm doing. i add the tofu after a few minutes, and eventually start ladling out the food into a bowl.
as if i wasn't starving an hour before i even came in to the place, the smell and sight of this meal cooking in front of me, every minute going by slower than the last, i was
dizzy with hunger at this point.
this, such an embarrassing moment just minutes ago, became on of the greatest meals of my life. it was simple. bland, even. but after not eating for nearly 8 hours, expending tons of energy for four of those hours, this was absolutely heavenly.
i left a big tip, and walked out feeling like i could dance the rest of the way home.
i felt like my feet might just come off the ground and i would float away at any moment.
i got home, and after a little while, i started to get hungry again. i decided to look up some simple phrases, and try my luck with the street vendors.
"pom gin jair" means "i only eat vegetarian food"
i said to to an older man at one cart, and he smiled broadly, and said "no, no, no, sorry." so i bowed and said thank you, and started to walk away, but he came up behind me and grabbed my arm, and started leading me and pointing, all with a huge grin on his face. "jair, jair! here, okay?"
i got a little baggie of cooked rice, and a little baggie of this:

no idea. didnt really care.
it didnt look like meat, and it only cost me ten baht. which is like 30 cents.
it tasted like a plant from a pond.
i ate it and the rice and fell asleep.
and at about 1AM, i woke up sick as a dog.
terrible.
somehow, i managed to keep all my food down, for fear of being so awfully hungry again. with demon-like belching, i got through the night, on about 3 hours of sleep.
training at seven was horrific after that.
i slept after the session, and trained again at 3.
i was completely drained.
i ached, my stomach was sick and empty, and i just felt totally beat down.
not to mention the impromptu 3-minute sparring round my trainer put me through at the end, whereupon he landed a very, very clean kick in my ribs.
all i wanted was a shower and my bed.
sunday, i was determined to find groceries. tofu, beans, nuts, SOMETHING.
my two attempts at the huge supermarkets close by had not yielded much.
but upon arriving at the mall again, i noticed a market i hadn't seen before.
TOPSmart.
i wandered inside, and it looked pretty good. english writing here and there, prepared foods, seafood....
SCORE.

coconut flavor coated, and soy sauce coated peanuts.


soy milk, soy cappuccino, orange juice, and this:

i don't know if you can see what this is. but this is and pomegrante juice latte, with soymilk.
YES.
its amazing.
anyway, here it is, monday the 18th. about 11am, after the first training of the day. i am refreshed, i am eating well, i feel wonderful.
today and yesterday were crazy days at the institute. they filmed a music video here yesterday. two thai girls were fighting, (choreographed) and there were a ton of people, and equipment and everything. today, they are filming some advertisement or something.

they have a smoke machine, and there were tons of people for extras earlier today. it would be so loud, the crowd cheering, the fighters going at it, music, lights, and then someone would yell what i believe was the thai equivalent of "cut!" and everything would just STOP.
it was pretty funny.
unfortunately, because they were in the gym, we had to train upstairs in this weird classroom.


thats the instructor that kicked me on saturday. hes incredible.
you do something wrong, and he hits you with pads.
if your feet arent in the right place, he kicks your legs and yells, "BALAN!"
if you do it right, he goes, "UNNNHHHH. velly goo."

some trucks for the filming.



this is the snooker table, and that little man, is tan.
he was born in thailand, moved to england, and is now visiting some relatives with his family. he and his brother surprised me with their perfect english, until i learned that they live in england.
but he also speaks thai, which is really impressive.
he's going to teach me to play snooker later.
well, thats plenty for now.
im going to eat, read and nap before more training.
hope everything is wonderful back home.
my e-mail is oldrustedtrain@gmail.com, if i havent posted it already.
i'd love to hear from anyone!
until then,
-daniel